We all know dirt, germs and I are a bad threesome. We’re like the mean girls on the playground. You can read about my germ phobias when your done cleaning your toilets. Until then, pull up a chair and a cup of tea. You know I have one next to me.
I’ve decided cleaning should be a super power and movies should be made about them. Has anyone seen a 13 year-old’s bathroom? You’re not getting that clean without a little magic up your sleeve.
Who cares about super heroes like Wolverine. (He is a super hero, right? Heck, it’s Hugh Jackman. Say no more.) Or what about Superman? All he could do is fly. Big deal. My weapon bleach and I can fly circles around that guy. I believe Bat Man has no super powers what so ever. They make movies about him and bats are gross. Just saying.
Yes, cleaning should be a super power. I could wear white, leather pants (I’ve always wanted to own leather pants) and a white cape could flap in the wind behind me while I stand on a snow capped mountain, one hand on my hip the other on my spray bottle. I could defend the world from the likes of Dirt, Grime, Grease, and I Don’t Want To Know What Disgusting Thing That Is. We could still blow stuff up in our movies, have car chases, and flying monkeys. The insects could invade our land. They can even talk. Really, is a cleaning super hero all that far fetched? I think not.
So, I ask you, faithful reader, if you could have a super power what would it be?